Epicharmus.com: Archive Fever

The Masterpiece Next Door

(July 2007 till who knows when)

My current project. All 500-plus Manhattan landmarks on the National Register of Historic Places, blogged. Favorite posts covered SoHo and the Brooklyn Bridge--the latter got a nice notice on William Gibson's blog. (Not linking to it because even mentioning it already feels too self-serving.)

Land of a Thousand Dances

A site for formalist musicblog exercises. Dead. Well, probably dead. Projects include:

"American Hot Wax" (September 2003 - ?):

Reviews of every Billboard #1 since 1950. If all goes well, it'll be far too big to fit here. Click here for The American Hot Wax Archives.

"Send in the Clones" (October 2002 - January 2003):

Reviews of twenty different versions of "Send in the Clowns": Van Morrison; Stan Kenton; Chet Baker and Van Morrison; Shirley Bassey; Benny Goodman; Zamfir; The Tiger Lillies; Krusty the Clown and Sideshow Mel; Marti Webb; Liberace; Lorez Alexandria; Sarah Vaughn (1974); Unknown Drum and Bugle Corps; Ferrante & Teicher; U2; The Håkon Kornstad Trio; Sarah Vaughn (1981); Carmen McRae; Maria João & Aki Takase; Mantovani; Boxhead Ensemble

"Writing through the Merzbox" (July - October 2002):

Reviews of every album in noise artist Merzbow's infamous box set: Om Electrique; Metal Acoustic Music; Remblandt Assemblage; Collection Era Vol. 1; Collection Era Vol. 2; Collection Era Vol. 3; Paradoxa Paradoxa; Material Action for 2 Microphones; Yantra Material Action; Solonoise; Expanded Music 2; Nil Vagina Tape Loops; Material Action 2 (N.A.M.); Mechanization Takes Command; Dying Mapa Tapes 1-2; Dying Mapa Tapes 2-3; Agni Hotra; Pornoise/1kg Vol. 1; Pornoise/1kg Vol. 2; Pornoise/1kg Vol. 3; Pornoise Extra; Sadomasochismo/The Lampinak; Mortegage/Batztoutai Extra; Enclosure Libido Economy; Vratya Southwards; Live in Khabarovsk, CCCP; Storage; Fission Dialogue; MERZBOW + SBOTHI Collaborative; Crocidura Dsi Nezumi; KNIR Transformation; SCUM, Vol. 1; SCUM, Vol. 2; SCUM/Severences; SCUM/Steel Cum; Cloud Cock OO Grand; Newark Hellfire - Live at WFMU, USA; Hannover Cloud; Stacy Q, Hi-Fi Sweet Leaf; Music For True Romance Vol. 1; Brain Ticket Death; Sons of Slash Noise Metal; Exotic Apple; Liquid City; Red Magnesia Pink; Marfan Syndrome; Rhinogradentia; Space Mix Travelling Band; Motorond; Annihiloscillator.
Cultural Artifacts of the Moment

The 1,942nd blogger.com blog, my first, and I may never update the dang thing again. Subjects were usually just random stuff that pissed me off.

2000: May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December

2001: January, February, March, April

2002: September, October, November, December

2003: January, April

I'm particularly proud of my musical autobiography, each entry of which can be accessed individually here: Intro+1971, 1972-1973, 1974-1976, 1977, 1978, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, Yes? And?, 1974 (slight return)

How Not to Defend Muzak and
Right of the Dial

Papers I presented at the Experience Music Project Pop Conference in 2006 and 2007, respectively. The first is about my tortured relationship with elevator music; the second, the National Review's tortured relationship with rock music.

Off-site Bloggings

No Britney, No Peace: I liveblogged the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards (the Britney "comeback" one) for Idolator back when Idolator was cool.

Blog 7: specifically The Daddino Family Treasury of Christmases Past, where I talk about twenty old Christmas photos from 1971 (1), 1972 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5), 1973 (1, 2), 1974 (1, 2), 1975 (1, 2), 1976 (1, 2), 1977 (1, 2, 3), 1978 (1, 2), and 1979 (1, 2).

New York London Paris Munich, including (but not limited to) highly personal "reviews" of Morton Feldman's "Why Patterns?" in  2001, 2002, 2003, and 2004 and Willie Nelson's Greatest Hits...and Some That Will Be

The Pornography of Semiotics: 24 Hours in the Life of MTV: the first liveblog ever ever ever!

Published Reviews

(August 2003 - January 2006)

Seattle Weekly: reviews of Luther Vandross, Guided By Voices, Kraftwerk, The Magnetic Fields, Caetano Veloso, Kill Your Idols, United State of Electronica, Wilco, The Chemical Brothers, Lou Barlow, Sufjan Stevens, The Clientele, plus a history of synthesizers in 60's pop music.

Sad Careerist Résumé Padding

I contributed to the Village Voice Pazz & Jop poll in 2002, 2003, 2004, and 2005. Then it was the Idolator Jackin' Pop poll in 2006 and 2007.  Then back to Pazz & Jop in 2009. It makes my mom real proud of me.

There was this thing called alt.music.alternative which used to be great. I used to hang out at the I Love Music and I Love Everything boards. And then I just got tired. I waste my time on Gawker and The Awl these days (code name: dickdogfood), not to mention Flickr and Twitter and Facebook.

Now love me.